- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

The cow went moo

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

a black guy leaves prison

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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