What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Women's football

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Black Veil Brides.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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