Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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penis

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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K

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Gabe Mercado

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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i eat poop

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this is gay

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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