- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Knock Knock Come in

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

why?

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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