"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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