Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

shea kisses a girl

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

kiss me?

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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