A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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where are you?

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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