whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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