What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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