- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

Wolf Pussy

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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