Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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