- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Meow.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

connor sucks

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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