Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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see ya

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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