Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Farts smell bad!

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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