Land Rovers

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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