68 :)

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

A horse cantered into a bar.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Penis.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Cold camel scrotum.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Q

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...