Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Penis!

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Anagram.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Men's Sports

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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