How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Gadaffi

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Dislike this

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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