Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Your time.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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