B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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How do u shit With ur ass

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Chuck Norris died.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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