What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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