- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was Timmy sad?

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Obama

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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