Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Smart Blondes

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Anti Joke

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