- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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