- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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