- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Penis.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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