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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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