The weels on the bus go...flat

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Enchilada

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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antijokes

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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