Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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The Game.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Turn around.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Anti Joke

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