Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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