Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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women's rights

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69

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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NASCAR

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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hi

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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