why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Aodhan Hearty

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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