Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Please don't rape me.

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