why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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