A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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