- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Please don't rape me.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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