What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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penis

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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women's rights

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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