- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

women's lacrosse.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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