- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A homeless person dies.

Women's rights

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

The jets are a good team..

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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