Black Poeple

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Noah is Smart.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Fuck her

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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