Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

how do you stop a train? you cant..

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Benevolent villain.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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