What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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I like jokes.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Five guys one rape.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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