If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Nickelback

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Exactly what?

arse

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

gay marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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