Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Dear John,

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Hello world

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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