What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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A man walks into a bar.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Penis

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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hahaha

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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