I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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GooglePlus.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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