"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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