- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

I can't think of a joke!

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What's 6+2? 16

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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