- Anti Joke

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Women's rights

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

God is religiously proven to be real

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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96

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Religion

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

My mom.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

You.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Anti Joke

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