Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Icecream

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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No.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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