Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Lets make like trees and stand still

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What color is my lamp? Brown

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

Three men walked into a metal pole

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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