What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

why did the chicken cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Your mom.

Guess what? Chicken butt

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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