Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

I am a real homosexual

Aodhan Hearty

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

the WNBA

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

a horse walks into a barn

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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