SPAMS!!!

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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