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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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