It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Hello world

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Hitler

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if it's friday, it must be China

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A Jew returns change.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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