How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Punchline.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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DERP

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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